cursor by sleepingwithalexandriashorizon! The devil is everywhere.

elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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cybernatings:

the darkness doesn’t scare me anymore

(Source: tonikristian80)

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

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born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - All I Want